Your pet’s personality? Loud. Unapologetic. Possibly unhinged.
Their tag should match.
Introducing B.O.N.E. the Bork-Oriented Nameplate Emulator—a custom engraved bone-shaped tag designed for pets who treat every walk like a press tour and every squirrel like a sworn enemy.
This isn’t just a tag. It’s a statement piece for the creature who chews shoes, judges your life choices, and still expects snacks on demand. Whether they’re a pint-sized diva or a full-sized drama machine, B.O.N.E. v1.0 gives them the spotlight they clearly think they deserve.
Key Features:
Custom engraving: Pets name on the front, and your contact info on the back.
Bone-shaped for chew appeal and ironic symbolism.
Lightweight, durable, and built to survive zoomies, tantrums, and mysterious backyard disappearances.
No tech. No tracking. Just pure pet-powered chaos.
Perfect for:
Dogs, cats, raccoons with fake IDs, and any creature that thinks rules are optional.
Your pet’s personality? Loud. Unapologetic. Possibly unhinged.
Their tag should match.
Introducing B.O.N.E. the Bork-Oriented Nameplate Emulator—a custom engraved bone-shaped tag designed for pets who treat every walk like a press tour and every squirrel like a sworn enemy.
This isn’t just a tag. It’s a statement piece for the creature who chews shoes, judges your life choices, and still expects snacks on demand. Whether they’re a pint-sized diva or a full-sized drama machine, B.O.N.E. v1.0 gives them the spotlight they clearly think they deserve.
Key Features:
Custom engraving: Pets name on the front, and your contact info on the back.
Bone-shaped for chew appeal and ironic symbolism.
Lightweight, durable, and built to survive zoomies, tantrums, and mysterious backyard disappearances.
No tech. No tracking. Just pure pet-powered chaos.
Perfect for:
Dogs, cats, raccoons with fake IDs, and any creature that thinks rules are optional.
