Meet the chaos goblins behind the curtain…

We’re two neurospicy nerds on a mission to turn our small business into a full-blown, boss-level escape from corporate meetings that could have been an email.  Here are our stats!

  • Fiercely pro-human rights…because we just happen to BE humans, surrounded by humans. We RESIST!

  • Hardcore gamers with strong opinions about Hyrule, headshots, and why Mario Kart ruins friendships.

  • Movie buffs who quote Fifth Element and Twister like it’s a second language

  • Have been told “No” so many times that we just decided to stop asking.  Now we build cool stuff that lets the "real" you out - even when the world wants beige.

  • Big kids with adult money: We are Funko hoarders, Lego sets are a hobby, and nerf war champions (our nieces and nephews might dispute that last one).

 Aliens taught us survival. Lord of the Rings taught us fellowship. Captain America taught us when to say “No.  You Move.”