…we were two corporate drones buried in data and barely able to maintain juuuuuuust enough sanity to not rage-quit by Wednesday. With the powers of sarcasm and creativity, we are starting our journey to escape the cubicle wasteland of a health insurance megacorp.

Now we run a laser engraving business built on pixels, pop culture, and pure stubborn nerd passion.

• Gaming? We are OG pottery breakers and have known Garrus since before he was hot.

• Movies? We quote The Fifth Element like it's gospel…Green?

• Sarcasm? Its our love language.

You bring the fandom (anime, sports, horror, 90s nostalgia, emotional attachment to fictional characters - we’re not here to kink-shame your collection), and we bring the high-tech wizardry and shenanigans.

Tumblers, wall art, gifts, cursed relics—we turn your fan-fueled fever dreams into reality. Whatever makes you happy, thrills us to death.

Except that one guy.