Meet the chaos goblins behind the curtain
We’re two neurospicy nerds, united in matrimony and on a mission to turn our side hustle into a full-blown boss-level escape from corporate meetings that could have been an email. Here are our stats!
Hardcore gamers with strong opinions about Hyrule, headshots, and why Mario Kart ruins friendships.
Fiercely pro-human rights, mental health advocacy, and the radical idea that everyone is entitled to RESPECT and EQUALITY.
Movie buffs who quote Fifth Element and Twister like it’s a second language
Have been told “No” so many times that we just decided to stop asking. Now we build cool stuff that lets the "real" you out - even when the world wants beige.
Big kids with adult money: Funko hoarders, Lego architects, and nerf war champions (our nieces and nephews never stood a chance)
Aliens taught us survival. Lord of the Rings taught us fellowship. Captain America taught us when to say “No. You Move.”