Meet the chaos goblins behind the curtain

We’re two neurospicy nerds, united in matrimony and on a mission to turn our side hustle into a full-blown boss-level escape from corporate meetings that could have been an email.  Here are our stats!

  • Hardcore gamers with strong opinions about Hyrule, headshots, and why Mario Kart ruins friendships.

  • Fiercely pro-human rights, mental health advocacy, and the radical idea that everyone is entitled to RESPECT and EQUALITY.

  • Movie buffs who quote Fifth Element and Twister like it’s a second language

  • Have been told “No” so many times that we just decided to stop asking.  Now we build cool stuff that lets the "real" you out - even when the world wants beige.

  • Big kids with adult money: Funko hoarders, Lego architects, and nerf war champions (our nieces and nephews never stood a chance)

 Aliens taught us survival. Lord of the Rings taught us fellowship. Captain America taught us when to say “No.  You Move.”