40 oz Black Tumbler – Viking Rage, Hydration Edition

For when your thirst is as legendary as your battle cry.

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a full-on Norse fever dream wrapped in stainless steel. Featuring a fearsome bearded Viking surrounded by runes that probably translate to “Refill me or perish,” this beast of a bottle is here to conquer hydration and crush weak vibes.

Details:

• 40 oz capacity: because real warriors don’t sip—they chug

• Iridescent underlay: like the aurora borealis, but make it metal

• Full-wrap engraving: so intense it might summon Odin

• Black matte finish: sleek, intimidating, and emotionally unavailable

• Fits in your cupholder (barely): because even berserkers commute

Perfect for:

• Gym sessions that feel like boss battles

• D&D nights where you roll for intimidation

• Camping trips where you are the bear

• Anyone who’s ever yelled “SKÅL!” at brunch

Pairs well with:

• Beard oil, battle cries, and emotional repression

• Coasters that say “Don’t Fuck Up the Table”

• Your inner rage and outer aesthetic

Warning:
May cause spontaneous horn-blowing, axe-swinging, and declarations of sovereignty over the break room.