40 oz Hydration

$52.00

Because Hydration Should Be Loud, Proud, and Slightly Unhinged

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a 40oz flex of your fandom, your flair, and your refusal to sip from anything that looks like it came from a PTA meeting. Wrapped in full-throttle geekery—from pixelated nostalgia and sports sarcasm to rainbow rebellion and comic book chaos—this beast of a beverage holder screams, “Yes, I do have strong opinions about fictional characters and iced coffee.”

Built for marathon gaming sessions, rage-watching playoff losses, or surviving yet another meeting that could’ve been an email, this tumbler keeps your drink cold (up to 24 hrs), your hands dry, and your personality front and center. Bonus: you can even purchase a handle, because apparently not everyone enjoys playing “Will I Drop This?” roulette.

Whether you’re sipping, slurping, or dramatically chugging, this 40oz legend is here to say: hydration is political, personal, and probably caffeinated.

  • Perfect for liquid courage (or iced coffee, same thing)

  • Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and tempers colder for 24-48 hrs

  • Stainless steel interior: built tougher than your ex’s ego.

  • Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw. Removable handle sold separately.

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Because Hydration Should Be Loud, Proud, and Slightly Unhinged

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a 40oz flex of your fandom, your flair, and your refusal to sip from anything that looks like it came from a PTA meeting. Wrapped in full-throttle geekery—from pixelated nostalgia and sports sarcasm to rainbow rebellion and comic book chaos—this beast of a beverage holder screams, “Yes, I do have strong opinions about fictional characters and iced coffee.”

Built for marathon gaming sessions, rage-watching playoff losses, or surviving yet another meeting that could’ve been an email, this tumbler keeps your drink cold (up to 24 hrs), your hands dry, and your personality front and center. Bonus: you can even purchase a handle, because apparently not everyone enjoys playing “Will I Drop This?” roulette.

Whether you’re sipping, slurping, or dramatically chugging, this 40oz legend is here to say: hydration is political, personal, and probably caffeinated.

  • Perfect for liquid courage (or iced coffee, same thing)

  • Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and tempers colder for 24-48 hrs

  • Stainless steel interior: built tougher than your ex’s ego.

  • Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw. Removable handle sold separately.

Color: