For the hydration enthusiast who believes in warning shots.
Bright, cheerful yellow says “I’m approachable.”
Engraved bullets say “but only once, because subtlety is for cowards.
And the bold engraving—FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT—is your loud, proud official invitation to test the limits of both your beverage and your boundaries.
Details:
40 oz Makerflo brand Tumbler. Perfect for liquid courage (or iced coffee, same thing)
Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and tempers colder for 24-48 hrs
Stainless steel interior: built tougher than your ex’s ego.
Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw. Removable handle sold separately.
Perfect for:
PTA meetings with passive aggression
Gym sessions where you lift and glare
Backyard BBQs
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m not confrontational, I’m just correct”
Pairs well with:
A holster-style cup holder
A playlist that starts with “X Gon’ Give It to Ya”
Side-eye so sharp it counts as a concealed weapon
Warning:
Not dishwasher safe. Neither are your feelings.
For the hydration enthusiast who believes in warning shots.
Bright, cheerful yellow says “I’m approachable.”
Engraved bullets say “but only once, because subtlety is for cowards.
And the bold engraving—FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT—is your loud, proud official invitation to test the limits of both your beverage and your boundaries.
Details:
40 oz Makerflo brand Tumbler. Perfect for liquid courage (or iced coffee, same thing)
Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and tempers colder for 24-48 hrs
Stainless steel interior: built tougher than your ex’s ego.
Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw. Removable handle sold separately.
Perfect for:
PTA meetings with passive aggression
Gym sessions where you lift and glare
Backyard BBQs
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m not confrontational, I’m just correct”
Pairs well with:
A holster-style cup holder
A playlist that starts with “X Gon’ Give It to Ya”
Side-eye so sharp it counts as a concealed weapon
Warning:
Not dishwasher safe. Neither are your feelings.
