These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.
Details:
Each coaster is sold individually, or BUY 5, GET 1 FREE! (automatically applied at checkout)
4" slate: rugged, moody, and emotionally stable
Laser-etched sarcasm that won’t fade, even after questionable cocktails
Built to protect surfaces while roasting spills and side‑eyeing guests
Perfect balance of utility + attitude: they catch drips and feelings
Perfect For:
Parties, game nights, and roommate roast sessions
Passive-aggressively judging condensation crimes
Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house
These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.
Details:
Each coaster is sold individually, or BUY 5, GET 1 FREE! (automatically applied at checkout)
4" slate: rugged, moody, and emotionally stable
Laser-etched sarcasm that won’t fade, even after questionable cocktails
Built to protect surfaces while roasting spills and side‑eyeing guests
Perfect balance of utility + attitude: they catch drips and feelings
Perfect For:
Parties, game nights, and roommate roast sessions
Passive-aggressively judging condensation crimes
Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house
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