Not Your Grandma's Coaster Bundle

These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.

Details:

• Bundle of 6

  • Don't Fuck Up the Table

  • Make Me Wet

  • Use Me

  • I Prefer the Bottoms

  • I Want to be Sweated On

  • If You Pain I Stain

• Each slate is 4” x 4” rugged, moody, and emotionally stable

• Laser-etched sarcasm that won’t fade, even after questionable cocktails

• Built to protect surfaces while roasting spills and side‑eyeing guests

• Perfect balance of utility + attitude: they catch drips and feelings

Perfect For:

• Parties, game nights, and roommate roast sessions

• Passive-aggressively judging condensation crimes

• Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house