Laser cut. Hand painted. HOA-resistant.
Crafted from three stacked layers of precision-cut wood, this 11.8" x 11.8" sign isn’t just a warning—it’s a declaration. Featuring either a crisp white background with royal blue or red lettering or a black background with yellow fluorescent lettering, it says exactly what you’re thinking when the neighborhood committee starts peeking a little too long.
Laser cut + hand painted: because nothing says “don’t test me” like artisan-level menace.
Includes yard stake OR wall mounting hardware, so you can choose whether it judges vertically or sarcastically from a fence.
Sealed, gossip-proof, and bold enough to make even HOA Karen take a respectful step back.
Whether it’s porch pirates, nosy neighbors, or clipboard-wielding HOA overlords, this sign is your stylish middle finger in wood form. Display proudly. Smile innocently. Let them find out.
Laser cut. Hand painted. HOA-resistant.
Crafted from three stacked layers of precision-cut wood, this 11.8" x 11.8" sign isn’t just a warning—it’s a declaration. Featuring either a crisp white background with royal blue or red lettering or a black background with yellow fluorescent lettering, it says exactly what you’re thinking when the neighborhood committee starts peeking a little too long.
Laser cut + hand painted: because nothing says “don’t test me” like artisan-level menace.
Includes yard stake OR wall mounting hardware, so you can choose whether it judges vertically or sarcastically from a fence.
Sealed, gossip-proof, and bold enough to make even HOA Karen take a respectful step back.
Whether it’s porch pirates, nosy neighbors, or clipboard-wielding HOA overlords, this sign is your stylish middle finger in wood form. Display proudly. Smile innocently. Let them find out.
