Magnets

$5.00

…for People Who’ve Emotionally Checked Out but Still Like Puns

Congratulations, you’ve found the only wooden magnets that truly understand your vibe: 98% sarcasm, 2% hope, and a sprinkle of “I survived another plot twist in the 2025 season finale.”

These laser-engraved beauties cling to your fridge like your last shred of sanity—featuring snarky one-liners, pun-fueled nonsense, and designs cute enough to distract from the existential dread. Whether you're a meme hoarder, a pun gremlin, or just here for the emotional support magnet, we’ve got your fridge covered.

🪵 What’s inside:

  • Real wood, fake optimism

  • Magnets strong enough to hold up your passive-aggressive grocery list

  • Perfect for gifting to friends, enemies, or that coworker who thinks sarcasm is a love language

Stick ‘em. Laugh. Cry. Repeat.

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…for People Who’ve Emotionally Checked Out but Still Like Puns

Congratulations, you’ve found the only wooden magnets that truly understand your vibe: 98% sarcasm, 2% hope, and a sprinkle of “I survived another plot twist in the 2025 season finale.”

These laser-engraved beauties cling to your fridge like your last shred of sanity—featuring snarky one-liners, pun-fueled nonsense, and designs cute enough to distract from the existential dread. Whether you're a meme hoarder, a pun gremlin, or just here for the emotional support magnet, we’ve got your fridge covered.

🪵 What’s inside:

  • Real wood, fake optimism

  • Magnets strong enough to hold up your passive-aggressive grocery list

  • Perfect for gifting to friends, enemies, or that coworker who thinks sarcasm is a love language

Stick ‘em. Laugh. Cry. Repeat.