Keychains
Because Your Keys Deserve an Identity Crisis
Tired of bland keychains that say absolutely nothing about your personality, politics, or pop culture obsessions? Enter our wooden keychains: handcrafted slabs of sass, pride, and questionable life advice. Whether you're repping your fandom, flexing your patriotism, fighting for equal rights, or just here for the jokes—we've got a keychain that screams you, but in a tasteful, laser-engraved kind of way.
✨ Features:
Made of wood, because plastic is for people who still say “YOLO.”
Laser-etched with messages ranging from “Fight the Patriarchy” to “I’m Only Here for the Snacks” (but not on this product, calm down).
Small enough to fit in your pocket, loud enough to start a conversation—or a mild argument.
Perfect for gifting, protesting, motivating, or passive-aggressively reminding someone they’re wrong.
Basically, they’re tiny wooden soapboxes for your keys. Clip one on and let the world know you’re not just unlocking doors—you’re unlocking vibes.
Because Your Keys Deserve an Identity Crisis
Tired of bland keychains that say absolutely nothing about your personality, politics, or pop culture obsessions? Enter our wooden keychains: handcrafted slabs of sass, pride, and questionable life advice. Whether you're repping your fandom, flexing your patriotism, fighting for equal rights, or just here for the jokes—we've got a keychain that screams you, but in a tasteful, laser-engraved kind of way.
✨ Features:
Made of wood, because plastic is for people who still say “YOLO.”
Laser-etched with messages ranging from “Fight the Patriarchy” to “I’m Only Here for the Snacks” (but not on this product, calm down).
Small enough to fit in your pocket, loud enough to start a conversation—or a mild argument.
Perfect for gifting, protesting, motivating, or passive-aggressively reminding someone they’re wrong.
Basically, they’re tiny wooden soapboxes for your keys. Clip one on and let the world know you’re not just unlocking doors—you’re unlocking vibes.