For drinks that drip, guests that don’t listen, and vibes that are aggressively unbothered.
These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.
Sample Sayings Include:
“I Drink Wine for Your Protection” – because boundaries are important
“Bottoms Up, Buttercup!” – said with love and a splash of regret
“In Dog Margaritas, I Only Had One” – math is hard, tequila is harder
“That’s a Terrible Idea! What Time?” – spontaneity is our love language
“Cuz We Fancy & Sh*t” – elegance with a side of profanity
“Sotally Tober” – the coaster equivalent of slurred speech
Details:
Each coaster is sold individually.
4" slate: rugged, moody, and emotionally stable
Laser engraved: so the sarcasm lasts longer than your hangover
Naturally absorbent: like your friend who always ends up crying at brunch
Non-slip feet: because your drink deserves better than gravity
Perfect for:
Game nights, wine nights, and “I swear I’m only having one” nights
Gifting to friends, frenemies, and that one coworker who drinks like it’s a sport
Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house
Warning:
May cause spontaneous laughter, drink refills, and guests asking “Where did you get these?!”
For drinks that drip, guests that don’t listen, and vibes that are aggressively unbothered.
These engraved slate coasters are here to protect your table and roast your guests—one drink at a time. Whether you’re sipping wine, slamming margaritas, or pretending your gamer hydration is anything but Mountain Dew, these stone slabs of sass are the ultimate party wingmen.
Sample Sayings Include:
“I Drink Wine for Your Protection” – because boundaries are important
“Bottoms Up, Buttercup!” – said with love and a splash of regret
“In Dog Margaritas, I Only Had One” – math is hard, tequila is harder
“That’s a Terrible Idea! What Time?” – spontaneity is our love language
“Cuz We Fancy & Sh*t” – elegance with a side of profanity
“Sotally Tober” – the coaster equivalent of slurred speech
Details:
Each coaster is sold individually.
4" slate: rugged, moody, and emotionally stable
Laser engraved: so the sarcasm lasts longer than your hangover
Naturally absorbent: like your friend who always ends up crying at brunch
Non-slip feet: because your drink deserves better than gravity
Perfect for:
Game nights, wine nights, and “I swear I’m only having one” nights
Gifting to friends, frenemies, and that one coworker who drinks like it’s a sport
Making your coffee table the sassiest surface in the house
Warning:
May cause spontaneous laughter, drink refills, and guests asking “Where did you get these?!”
