D.I.C. Dollars
For the one who’s impossible to shop for—but totally worth it.
Need a gift for someone weird, wonderful, or just hard to shop for? Enter D.I.C. Dollars—our gloriously snarky version of a gift card. It’s the perfect way to say, “I support your fandom, but I refuse to guess what flavor of chaos you want engraved.”
Whether they’re into movies, gaming, protest slogans, pet tags, or passive-aggressive yard signs, D.I.C. Dollars let them pick their own poison. You just provide the funds. We provide the firepower (via laser).
Why D.I.C. Dollars?
✅ No sizing issues. No taste judgment. Just vibes.
✅ Applicable to most items—check individual product listings for any exceptions.
✅ Ideal for birthdays, apologies, bribes, and chaotic good gestures
✅ Delivered digitally, because we’re not cavemen
Give the gift of snark, stainless steel, and self-expression.
Give the gift of D.I.C.
For the one who’s impossible to shop for—but totally worth it.
Need a gift for someone weird, wonderful, or just hard to shop for? Enter D.I.C. Dollars—our gloriously snarky version of a gift card. It’s the perfect way to say, “I support your fandom, but I refuse to guess what flavor of chaos you want engraved.”
Whether they’re into movies, gaming, protest slogans, pet tags, or passive-aggressive yard signs, D.I.C. Dollars let them pick their own poison. You just provide the funds. We provide the firepower (via laser).
Why D.I.C. Dollars?
✅ No sizing issues. No taste judgment. Just vibes.
✅ Applicable to most items—check individual product listings for any exceptions.
✅ Ideal for birthdays, apologies, bribes, and chaotic good gestures
✅ Delivered digitally, because we’re not cavemen
Give the gift of snark, stainless steel, and self-expression.
Give the gift of D.I.C.