For drinks that drip and guests who don’t get hints.
This isn’t your grandma’s coaster set—unless she’s into passive-aggressive flirting and table protection with attitude. These six snarky little squares are here to seduce your surfaces and shame your spills:
Use Me – Consent? Given. Enthusiasm? Implied.
Don’t F*ck Up the Table – Because wood trauma is real.
I Prefer the Bottoms – Top energy? Not in this house.
Make Me Wet – Hydration kink, activated.
I Want to Be Sweated On – Cold drinks only. Hot messes welcome.
If You Stain, I Pain – The coaster equivalent of “I’m not mad, just disappointed.”
Perfect for parties, game nights, or passive-aggressively judging your roommate’s condensation crimes. These coasters don’t just catch drips—they catch feelings. And maybe a few side-eyes.
For drinks that drip and guests who don’t get hints.
This isn’t your grandma’s coaster set—unless she’s into passive-aggressive flirting and table protection with attitude. These six snarky little squares are here to seduce your surfaces and shame your spills:
Use Me – Consent? Given. Enthusiasm? Implied.
Don’t F*ck Up the Table – Because wood trauma is real.
I Prefer the Bottoms – Top energy? Not in this house.
Make Me Wet – Hydration kink, activated.
I Want to Be Sweated On – Cold drinks only. Hot messes welcome.
If You Stain, I Pain – The coaster equivalent of “I’m not mad, just disappointed.”
Perfect for parties, game nights, or passive-aggressively judging your roommate’s condensation crimes. These coasters don’t just catch drips—they catch feelings. And maybe a few side-eyes.
