For when your aura is glowing but your patience is gone.
From a distance, it’s a serene mandala flower—delicate, elegant, practically begging to be featured in a yoga influencer’s flat lay. But lean in, friend. Those intricate lines? They’re made entirely of tiny, tastefully arranged “fuck you”s. It’s mindfulness with malice. Hydration with hostility. Inner peace with outer profanity.
Details:
40 oz Makerflo brand tumbler…because queens stay hydrated
Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and grudges hot for 24-48 hrs
Stainless steel interior: for beverages and bad intentions
Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw
White matte finish: innocent, like your face when you say “bless your heart”
Full-wrap engraving: mandala flower made of microscopic middle fingers
Perfect for:
Yoga class with enemies
Passive-aggressive office hydration
Sipping herbal tea while plotting revenge
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
Pairs well with:
A matching handle that screams “Namaste off my tumbler”
Coasters that say “Don’t Fuck Up the Table”
Your resting “I’m not mad, just disappointed” face
Warning:
May cause spontaneous enlightenment, petty empowerment, and compliments from people who don’t realize they’re being insulted.
For when your aura is glowing but your patience is gone.
From a distance, it’s a serene mandala flower—delicate, elegant, practically begging to be featured in a yoga influencer’s flat lay. But lean in, friend. Those intricate lines? They’re made entirely of tiny, tastefully arranged “fuck you”s. It’s mindfulness with malice. Hydration with hostility. Inner peace with outer profanity.
Details:
40 oz Makerflo brand tumbler…because queens stay hydrated
Double-wall insulation: keeps drinks cold and grudges hot for 24-48 hrs
Stainless steel interior: for beverages and bad intentions
Comes with a spill proof lid and flexible straw
White matte finish: innocent, like your face when you say “bless your heart”
Full-wrap engraving: mandala flower made of microscopic middle fingers
Perfect for:
Yoga class with enemies
Passive-aggressive office hydration
Sipping herbal tea while plotting revenge
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
Pairs well with:
A matching handle that screams “Namaste off my tumbler”
Coasters that say “Don’t Fuck Up the Table”
Your resting “I’m not mad, just disappointed” face
Warning:
May cause spontaneous enlightenment, petty empowerment, and compliments from people who don’t realize they’re being insulted.
